Monday, March 30, 2009


Things learned today at home with the gnomes:

  • When you're taking a 2- and 3-year-old outside to feed old bread to the birds, take extra bread for the birds
  • When a little kid falls down, I'm laughing with that kid, not at that kid. Even though I'm laughing when I tell you that, that's what it is
  • Sippy cups grow on trees
  • Babies who spend a lot of time together will sync up on their pooping
  • Enough wisteria will overwhelm and mask the smell of all that poop
  • Mr. Baby has 10 fingers, which means he will slam something on his digits 10 times a day
  • Bees do it
  • GK can't reach the martini shaker without standing on a bar stool