Kristy had a meeting after work yesterday, so I had to pick C, JP & S up at school. I walked the two blocks to their school, and on the way back was treated to this exchange:
S: Daddy, I got a treat today at school. Me: A train? S: No. A treat. Me: You got a tree at school? S: No! A treat! Me: Why do you get treats? S: We get treats when we’re good at school. Me: So why did you get a treat? S: Because Eli was being bad.