Superhuman

The three things that can elevate a father to superhero status:

1) Kicking a ball to rooftop levels.
2) Making the stoplight change from red to green with the snap of a finger.
3) Causing a coin to vanish and then reappear from an ear.


The one question that, like kryptonite, will bring him back to mere mortal:

Three-year-old daughter: Can you put a ponytail in my hair?