GK: (looking into the live lobster tank at Kroger) Look, daddy, hamsters!
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GK: JP, when you go to school, do your teachers and friends laugh at your hair?
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GK: When I'm sleepy, everything feels greasy like chicken on fingers.
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S: C could be the new Jerkinator 3000.
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S: What is deja´ vu? It sounds like a foot disease.
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S: Don't push me.
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S: I beat C down to the ground at recess yesterday. All his friends came to watch.
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C: The only thing I don't get about superhero costumes is why they wear their underwear on the outside.
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C: You know those small buses? They have seat belts on them!
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C, JP, S: Are we having cocktail hour tonight?
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JP: French is the opposite of Italian.
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JP: Only hippies wear ponchos.
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C: I love the way Home Depot smells.
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GK: My toes are tiny!
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JP: I wonder if that stretchy whale is still stuck to the ceiling at Kroger.
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JP: Do you even know who Donkey Kong is?
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S: What's a hoe?
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S: I've been playing Mancala since Pre-K.
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GK: Me a French fry!
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C: I've eaten 50% of my waffle.
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S: Daddy put mayonnaise in his hair!
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GK: Daddy pretty.
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C: Nobody ever died on Dora.
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JP: Since it's snowing, I hope we get dismissalled early!
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S: I thought it was called a china!
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JP: Two things I don't understand about Robin. One, he doesn't wear any pants and, two, he wears high heels.
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JP: Magic doesn't even exist. It's extinct!
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C: I'm the only man around here!
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S: So ... who all is coming to pigtail hour?
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S: Reading books stanks!
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C: Why does Jerry hate Newman?
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C: City kids know our way around because we have maps and TV.
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S: It would be cool if GK and me were triplets.
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C (on history): I wonder if there were bullies in his class that called him "Hernando Dodo?"
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JP: Is "Finders Keepers" really the rule?
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JP: What the hell is a deer?
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S: Who is Elvis?
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C: I've got toast in my backpack.
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JP: It's a bacon celebration.
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JP: Food looks so delicious on TV.
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JP: How do people melt?
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C: Everything Dad says is funny.
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